I made crust less quiche (whatever that means)!
2. While taking a class I thought to myself why the motherfuck is this old uncoordinated mofo teaching Zumba?
3. I gave my fiancé expired half and half.
4. I lied to my parents.
5. I ate a huge cup of ice cream, whipped cream, and chocolate syrup.
6. I yelled and cussed at Thing 1 and 2 in my head. One cries, one whines… Lady can’t even poop in peace around here.
7. I think my friend’s baby is ugly.
In non-confession related news…
1. Fiancé finally got a job!
2. We’re still broke and will continue to be broke for another 2 weeks.
3. We’re planning out meals most of them involve chicken, salmon, steak and a lot of spinach.
4. We’re going full Paleo mode and I might try the Whole 30 challenge.
5. I decided that I’m worth this very special treat… Gingerbread coffee from the Joe’s!
Hope everyone has a wonderful week!