“I’ve decided we’re not going to be fat anymore,” my annoying fiancé proudly announced.
5 minutes later his idea of a healthy late night snack was 4 slices of cinnamon bread with peanut butter and bananas.
I excused myself from that madness tonight and had grilled chicken with a handful of grapes. I didn’t get to go to the Crossfit gym because my fiancé is being a dick and I’ve been neglecting my one-on-one time with Thing 1.
Yes, I refer to my two kids as Thing 1 and Thing 2.
So instead of driving an hour to Crossfit we opted to go to the gym and take hip hop which made me grind my hips in ways I didn’t think I could anymore. Afterwards, we headed off to Barnes & Noble for some well deserved hot chocolate and girly chit chat.
Maybe I’ll spice up my life by going to the gym in the morning tomorrow.